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2024-01-03
Didn't shower yesterday so now my skin hates me again
2023-12-16
Get spots → pick at spots → spots get angry → pain → repeat
2023-11-19
My estimate of the percentage of occasions on which the missing items I am seeking are on my head: 50%.
2023-11-16
Over-watered my spider plant. Now counting down the days till I kill one of the easiest plants to keep alive :|
2023-05-16
After a late night celebrating Eurovision, I slept through a 1-on-1 rehearsal. Haven't let anyone down so totally in a long time.
2023-05-08
After bashing my nose into my boyfriend's head he gifted me a bag of frozen corn. He neglected to tell me the bag was open and after he briefly left the room, I made the grave error of leaning over. In shock that corn was now on the ground in front of me I reacted by moving to the side and thus flinging corn across his bedroom. Corn. Everywhere. I proceeded to fall to the floor and attempt to pick up the corn, halfway through realising I should not be putting it back in the bag, I began to consume said frozen corn. Next day, my nose still aches but I'm a very well fed cattle horse.
2023-05-07
I was working on an uni courswork when I misnamed a file, replacing a "f" with a "t". I lost 15% of the possible grade for that mistake.